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Yo momma Jokes ; Made by Critical !

1. Yo momma is like a vending machine, I give her stuff and I get something back. ( A Baby )

2. Yo moms are like a highschool schedule, I start, finish and have 5 mins to get to the next.

(This one you can say to a crowd of people)

3. I'm like a squirrel to your mom, I gather my nuts, bury them deep and leave without a trace.

4. Yo momma is like a bank machine, I withdraw and deposit.

5. Yo momma is like a cd player, I turn her on and she makes noise.

6. Yo momma is like a soccer game, I start, aim, shoot and score.

7. Yo momma is like a pool table. She requires a stick and balls to play.



All made by me while I was bored in school.
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P A B L O

i liked all of them lol but 3 was the funniest to me

blongen23

i only liked the 3rd one

Cars_VIP

the last 1 was kinda funny

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cdaz

Personally, I think none of them were good xD

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Manders_HoF

Excatly what I was thinking
Personally, I find Yo Momma Jokes not at all funny in general =/

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Thank You Spoon



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Thank You Mala <3

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#Maverick#_Smod

yo momma so nasty, she keeps ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh

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zer0

3rd one made me laugh the most

Wartz0r

3rd one for me

Thor_VIP

Mav's made me laugh the most :P

yo momma so ugly, instead of breaking a mirror, the mirror implodes! XD

(horrible I knows.... nerdiest yo momma joke?)

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